I wish I were making this up. One Kos Kid took a look at the large earthquake that shook Hawaii yesterday and instantly knew what caused it. No seismological inquires were necessary because the true culprit was blazingly apparent:
Whenever you blow up stuff deep underground, you run the risk of forcing the tectonic plates to shift.
Recall how there were no nukes in North Korea under Clinton, when the adults were in charge of foreign policy. I hope that Hawaii residents can put two and two together and vote Democratic because the GOP's idiotic mishandling of North Korea is a clear and pleasant danger. Heh, the smoking gun just fired, Dee-dee-dees!
GWB's hard-on for more war and instability in the Middle East (the successful results of his conscious actions and inaction) have led to a world that is less safe in myriad ways.
One wonders how two years from now when George W. Bush is no longer president (assuming my nascent effort to repeal the 22nd Amendment is not successful) such people will manage to reenter reality. Or perhaps they never will. Maybe when a meteor hits Greenland in 2073, this guy will leap from his wheelchair blaming Bush.
Only time will tell.
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