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Wednesday, August 06, 2008
Posted by: Duane R. Patterson at 8:11 PM


Obama-Clooney '08:  Substitute campaign slogan here.  For background, click here.  But here's some ideas for the bumper stickers at the DNC.
 
Because it's better to look good than to sound smart.

The experience of Chicago street politics, with all the morals of Hollywood.

Our George is cuter than their George.

White House of the Stars.

This is the moment the Ocean's 11 began to rise.

Because sometimes, experience is overrated.

If you have suggestions, send them to generalissimo@hughhewitt.com, and we'll add them to the list.

Entries:

O Policy, Where Art Thou

Three Kings Of The World.

Bringing Good Looks To Bad Policies

Don't Hate Us Because We're Beautiful

Because sometimes, inexperience is not enough.

Because 'Crockett and Tubbs' is soooo '80's

Blatherheads 

Intolerable Cruelty

Two towers of energy by wind


Elect us and we'll totally make out on camera

An Empty Suit - An Empty Head

Building bridges between all 58 states

Where common sense ends and arrogance begins

Two empty suits for the price of one

Germany will love us for it

They have a Clooney but no Clue!

You Really Like Them

Experience, we don’t need no stinkin experience!

I’m looney, He’s Clooney

Do as we say, not as we do!

The Audacity of Neutrality

A Ticket Europe can be Proud of

Tire Inflation and Hot Air

Because one expensive empty suit is never enough

We're sure we know better than you

You will love us as much as we do

Because . . . Line Please

Teleprompting our way to the White House

Let's be honest.  We just look better

We’re the airheads we’ve been waiting for

Vanity and Inanity

Unleash the gravitas!

Have Teleprompter, Will Campaign 

At least one of us can ACT like we know what we are doing

Even If We Can't Govern, We Look Fabulous

Fixing the world's problem one charming smile at a time

You simply have to because we're that "tingly."

“We don’t care…we don’t have to.  We’re elitists!”

Malignant Narcissism you can believe in

We complete you.

The Audacity of Dope

Absolutely Fatuous




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