
Obama-Clooney '08: Substitute campaign slogan here. For background,
click here. But here's some ideas for the bumper stickers at the DNC.
Because it's better to look good than to sound smart.
The experience of Chicago street politics, with all the morals of Hollywood.
Our George is cuter than their George.
White House of the Stars.
This is the moment the Ocean's 11 began to rise.
Because sometimes, experience is overrated.
If you have suggestions, send them to
generalissimo@hughhewitt.com, and we'll add them to the list.
Entries:
O Policy, Where Art Thou
Three Kings Of The World.
Bringing Good Looks To Bad Policies
Don't Hate Us Because We're Beautiful
Because sometimes, inexperience is not enough.
Because 'Crockett and Tubbs' is soooo '80's
Blatherheads
Intolerable Cruelty
Two towers of energy by wind
Elect us and we'll totally make out on camera
An Empty Suit - An Empty Head
Building bridges between all 58 states
Where common sense ends and arrogance begins
Two empty suits for the price of one
Germany will love us for it
They have a Clooney but no Clue!
You Really Like Them
Experience, we don’t need no stinkin experience!
I’m looney, He’s Clooney
Do as we say, not as we do!
The Audacity of Neutrality
A Ticket Europe can be Proud of
Tire Inflation and Hot Air
Because one expensive empty suit is never enough
We're sure we know better than you
You will love us as much as we do
Because . . . Line Please
Teleprompting our way to the White House
Let's be honest. We just look better
We’re the airheads we’ve been waiting for
Vanity and Inanity
Unleash the gravitas!
Have Teleprompter, Will Campaign
At least one of us can ACT like we know what we are doing
Even If We Can't Govern, We Look Fabulous
Fixing the world's problem one charming smile at a time
You simply have to because we're that "tingly."
“We don’t care…we don’t have to. We’re elitists!”
Malignant Narcissism you can believe in
We complete you.
The Audacity of Dope
Absolutely Fatuous